Funny, interesting, and educational articles by Jerry
Posts from the ‘HOUSEHOLD PRODUCTS POEMS’ category
Poems about various household products and ways they’re used.
Toothpaste is made to clean your teeth, it’s a wonder gel But there are other uses for it, that make it work so well Cups or glasses on wooden tables tend to leave rings But rub on toothpaste, wash and dry to get rid of…
When you apply shaving cream, it’s foamy and it’s white Just one squirt and you have a gob that’s really huge and light To prevent laser sting, just glob some on your face Apply some on your arms or legs or any other place And…
Each home must have a first aid kit With one thing you should not omit The most useful agent of all Is isopropyl alcohol When rubbed on skin it does no harm Its sensation is rather warm It cools then it evaporates And its strong…
Bleach is a toxic chemical that helps keep white clothes white It’s often added to the wash to keep some colors bright It is very acidic and usually contains chlorine But when added to water it keeps surfaces clean Use on cement, stucco, or stone…
Baking soda is a powder that’s extremely useful It helps wash away dirt and grease, it’s rather versatile It keeps the air odorless inside of your refrigerator It works quite well when washing up food and…
Vinegar’s not the type of thing that you would want to sniff And even if you’re willing to it just might knock you stiff But yet it’s good for many things, it’s rather versatile Especially since it’s a nontoxic…
