Funny, interesting, and educational articles by Jerry
Archive for ‘April, 2012’
Toothpaste is made to clean your teeth, it’s a wonder gel But there are other uses for it, that make it work so well Cups or glasses on wooden tables tend to leave rings But rub on toothpaste, wash and dry to get rid of…
May on the calendar is the fifth month of the year It resembles late spring in the northern hemisphere May was named after Maia, a Greek mythology god It’s fall in the southern hemisphere, which may seem quite odd May is the ideal month, not…
April 20th to May 20th is the Taurus sign And you are ruled by the Venus kind Your element’s the Earth, you symbol is the Bull And your symbolic stone is the Emerald And you are filled with determined energy A good marriage and emotional…
When you apply shaving cream, it’s foamy and it’s white Just one squirt and you have a gob that’s really huge and light To prevent laser sting, just glob some on your face Apply some on your arms or legs or any other place And…
If you want to know about something, do internet research There is stuff on every subject on the face of the Earth You are free to research anything that comes to mind And you may be overwhelmed with the sources you find Just enter a…
Back in 1925 an Australian designed the first record changing spindle. He had built three prototypes of the Gramophone machine that would stack 78 rpm records and allow its listeners long intervals of uninterrupted play. About 30 years later, the Voice of Music Corporation (VM)…
Here’s a real vintage item that anyone over 35 years of age would remember: the record changer. Such a unit would stack usually up to six records allowing listeners at least two hours of nonstop music. I knew some people who would stack up to…
We live in a time where technology is grand It may seem rather puzzling or hard to understand But with all these nifty gadgets, youngsters feel at home And that is why I’m writing this Smartphone poem These are really cool gadgets with color displays…
More and more things are done here in cyber space And if you love computers, that’s the very best place It reduces needs for paper and is loved by geeks What can be done in seconds, used to take weeks There are great programs out…
Prices keep rising for produce at the grocery store And when you want fresh vegetables you end up paying more If you’d like to save money, then you are not alone It may be time for you to grow a garden of your own But…
